From: Oiph <oiph@aol.complacent>
Subject: [PW!] BAMF vs. Icy
Date: Sunday, March 21, 1999 11:58 AM
Last time,
Bamf abducted Icy from the Celadon town square. Icy was knocked out by a loaf
of bread, they are now in an alley.
BAMF tossed the limp Pikachu into a wall. Icy slowly regained consciousness.
"What the heck?" Icy rubbed his tiny Pikachu head.
"Pika." Bamf scowled.
"Who are you?" Icy was visibly shaken by the freakish, red-and-black Pikachu.
"pika....me.....bamf...chu..." Bamf slowly pronounced each syllable.
"Bamf?" Icy tried to stand up. He was still weak.
"kachu..." Bamf growled. He thrust his foot into Icy's stomach. Icy was
tossed back into the corner. Bamf ripped the translator off of Icy's neck and
delivered an oratory:
"I am Bamf. You were one of the men. But you look just likete rest of this
lame specie." Icy tried to interrupt. Bamf continued, "You were man. You are
now Pikachu. How?"
Icy spoke into the translator, "I was in an accident."
"Accident? But you changed. I want to be human. Pikachu are a race of
pansies."
"The machine that changed me was destroyed."
"So there is no way for me to be man?"
"No."
"Then you are worthless." Bamf barked. He threw the translator at Icy.
"KACHU!!!!" Bamf called upon thunder, the most powerful attacks his kind may
learn.
The blast struck Icy, sending him into confusion. He was insulted and angry,
"Worthless???" Icy returned fire with a thunder bolt. Bamf avoided the blast
easily.
Bamf, in a quick attack, punched Icy. Icy flew sideways into a corner. Icy
scowled. He surrounded himself in blue energy. He disappeared and reappeared
above Bamf. His foot thrust into Bamf's shoulder.
"<How the hell did you? You are psycho?>"
"It's psychic, actually." Icy sent another thunderbolt upon Bamf.
Bamf reeled on the ground. He reached his tiny Pikachu hands into a pile of
trash. He turned around, weilding a pipe. The pipe hit Icy atop the head.
Bamf kicked the smaller Pikachu in the ribs, then scuffled off, cursing along
the way.
Icy layed there, unconcious.
From: MTSowbug <mtsowbug@aol.com>
Subject: Re: [PW!] BAMF vs. Icy
Date: Sunday, March 21, 1999 4:16 PM
*** Meanwhile, about 50 yards above the previous scene, in the sky ***
Phoo was plummeting downwards from the whirlwind. "Hmm! Hmm
hmm... hmm!
If only I had... surrounded myself with another psychic sheild... too late for
that... now. I wonder where my inertia will take me...?" Phoo thought, as he
fell downwards.
"Actually... it would probably be a good idea to set up a
shield now, in
case I hit the ground..." Phoo thought, as he began to set up another psionic
shield. Due to his light weight, Phoo had enough time to create his barrier
before he slammed the street.
*** 50 yards below the previous scene ***
CRASH!!! Phoo made impact with the earth. After brushing himself
off, he
observed his surroundings. Phoo noticed a Pikachu lying in the end of an
alley. He rushed over, to notice a strange black box near the Pikachu's neck.
"Hmm... ah! This must be the strange Clan Caterpie Pikachu. I do wonder what
that box is for, though. It doesn't matter... now..." Phoo said, as he looked
over the Pikachu more closely.
Phoo noticed many wounds on the Pikachu, and it appeared to be
very beaten
up. "Well... there is nothing I can do here... until Aurelia comes back from
attacking Team Rocket. I'll just wait here..." Phoo mumbled, as he sat down on
guard.
