PokéWars The Evil Pikachu

    "Kachu!!!"
    Viridian Forest. Rustling in the bushes.
    "Kachu!!!!!!"
    The racket crescendos.
    "PIKACHUUU!!!"
    Sparks fly from the bush, out flys a Pidgey, carrying a freakish red-black Pikachu on her back. The Pidgey's mouth is duct taped, and her mouth is slightly fat.
    "Pika.....Cel....Cel...uhh...dawn.....kapi..." The twisted rat stumbled over the words. The Pidgey understood the commands and ascended higher. Her destination: Celadon City.
    Pidgey was tired - bobbing side-to-side and having trouble maintaining altitude. BAMF ordered the bird to land on a small building.
    BAMF dismounted the Pidgey and looked over the building's ledge. It was Celadon City's Town Square. Below a man with a guitar fought a man striking semblance to Lance. BAMF scanned the crowd from above. He saw a cowboy-looking character, a man dressed in all black.. and a PIKACHU!!!
    "...Pika.....Kapi....!" BAMF's eyes flashed with electricity. He observed the joyful Pikachu. It was fiddling with a Porygon, and speaking with the Cowboy person. Around the Pikachu's neck hung a necklace.
    "The translator!" BAMF thought, "That is Icy." BAMF let out a rejoiceful, "PIKACHUUU!!!" BAMF turned around to notice he had fried his captive Pidgey. He descended down the downspout and worked his way into the crowd...

Contributing authors: RandomTask
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