PokéWars Sirius Vs. Random

From: Oiph <oiph@aol.complacent>
Subject: [PW!][Clan Caterpie] In Celadon...
Date: Thursday, March 18, 1999 3:23 PM

Random and Icy had recently visited a friend of Random's who has great
knowledge of Porygons. After some re-programming, they return to the rest of
the group, still enjoying the sights of Random's hometown, Celadon.

"Hey All!" Icy was cheerful, riding atop his digital PokeMon.

"'Allo." The others responded.

"OOh! My favorite cafe!!!" Random shouted. He jogged to a stand and
purchased himself a Cappucino.

Dev interrupted Random's slurping, "Guys - I think I am going to go my own
way."

"SLURP....emph?" Random asked.

"Yeah Dev, Why?" Insanellama said.

"I just need to make this work my own way."

"Alright then, Good luck to you." X said almost enthusiastically. Dev was on
his way.

"He _was_ kind of a freeloader, wasn't he?" Random said between swallows of
coffee.

"Yep." The others said in unison.

"I wanna battle!" Random looked around, eager for a fight. His hands were
shaking from the caffiene. He put the Cappucino on the ground, and Ivysaur
went to town on the remaining liquid.

"There's a trainer right over there!" Llama shouted.


From: Laeophie <laeophie@aol.com>
Subject: Re: [PW!][Clan Caterpie] In Celadon...
Date: Saturday, March 20, 1999 1:31 AM

    "You sure this is the way, Tom?" asked Seanish. Seanish, Tom, Kathy, Neo,
Dern, Sirius, and Derrick were walking to Vermilion City.
    "What? Weren't you leading us?"
    "No!"
    "Then how come you're in the front!?"
    "I'm anticipating where you're..." Seanish looked around. He recognized the
area, but wasn't sure it was the road to Vermilion City. He spotted a distant
city.
    "That's Celadon City. Let's just stay there for the night, we won't make it
to Cerulean or Vermilion City by nightfall," he said. The others reluctantly
agreed and continued towards Celadon City.

Two hours later...

    Sirius and the others walked around Celadon City in search of the Pokémon
Center. A trainer left a Café and walked towards Sirius.


From: Oiph <oiph@aol.complacent>
Subject: Re: [PW!][Clan Caterpie] In Celadon...
Date: Saturday, March 20, 1999 2:49 AM

"Hey buddy!" Random shook with sugared-enthusiasm.

"What do you want?" Sirius was smaller than Random, and younger, but still
unafraid.

"A Pokemon battle!" Random yelled, reaching for his balls. Pokeballs that
is.... ecchi freaks.

"Alright then!!!" Sirius shouted back, "Dragonair: Go!!!"

Random responded, "Snorlax: GO!!!"


From: Laeophie <laeophie@aol.com>
Subject: Re: [PW!][Clan Caterpie] In Celadon...
Date: Saturday, March 20, 1999 10:33 AM

    "Snorlax, Body Slam!" shouted Random.
    "Dodge and counter, Dragonair!" said Sirius.
    Snorlax, though very fat, rushed surprisingly fast. Dragonair moved her head
to dodged but her body was nearly crushed by the Snorlax.
    "Er... Dragonair, Agility!" shouted Sirius, nervously.
    "Slam it again, Snorlax!"
    Dragonair managed to wiggle out from under Snorlax. Gaining speed, she
quickly dodged Snorlax and positioned herself behind it.
    "Hyper Beam now!"
    "Snorlax, rest!"
    Dragonair stood still. Snorlax would heal himself completely from the damage
if it was hit by Hyper Beam first. Snorlax calmly lay down and began sleeping.
Dragonair reared back her head and released the intense beam, hitting Snorlax
in the back. It was blasted a few yards and rolled over a few times, but was
relatively healthy. Sirius turned to Cubone.
    "Now it's your turn. Dragonair, return! Go, Cubone!"
    "Cu?" Cubone stared up at the monstrous blob of fat. Snorlax began resting
again.
    "Get it before it wakes up, Cubone!"
    Cubone jumped on Snorlax's stomach and pounded its head with bone clubs.
Snorlax, though still sleeping, rolled over onto its stomach.
    "Cu! Cu Cu bone bone bone..." said Cubone, muffled under the weight of
Snorlax.


From: Laeophie <laeophie@aol.com>
Subject: Re: [PW!][Clan Caterpie] In Celadon...
Date: Saturday, March 20, 1999 1:41 PM

    "Cu! Cu Cu bone bone bone..." said Cubone, muffled under the weight of
Snorlax. Snorlax rolled over again, releasing Cubone. He breathed a sigh of
relief.
    "Cubone, stay back this time. Now, use the Bonemerang!" yelled Sirius,
confidently.
    "Snorlax, come on! WAKE UP!"
    "Snoor... laaaax..." Snorlax got up onto his feet to be greeted by a spinning
bonemerang. Snorlax angrily charged at Cubone, who retrieved his bone and ran.
    "Now, Cubone, Skull Bash!"
    Cubone stopped and stood his ground. He lowered his head and, at the right
moment, bashed Snorlax on the stomach. Cubone bounced off.
    "Snorlax, Headbutt!" shouted Random. Snorlax rushed forward again and hit
Cubone square in the face. The skull helmet protected Cubone's head, but he
still was badly hurt.
    "Finish 'em, Snorlax!"
    "Hit it with Bone Club!"
    Snorlax jumped high into the air, hoping to smash Cubone under its weight.
Cubone jumped onto Snorlax's belly in mid-air and bashed it hard. Snorlax fell
to the ground, making a small crater.
    "Good job, Cubone!" complimented Sirius as he patted Cubone on the head.
    "Snorlax, return! Go..."


From: Oiph <oiph@aol.complacent>
Subject: Re: [PW!][Clan Caterpie] In Celadon...
Date: Saturday, March 20, 1999 3:46 PM

"Go Ivysaur!!!"
Ivan ran between Random's legs, ready for action.
"Ivan: Vine whip!"
Ivan's vines lifted above his sprouting seed on his back. They flung forward
in an instant, smacking Cubone in the chest, knocking him to the ground.
"Alright Ivan! Use Stun Spore!"
"Quick Cubone! Use Bonemerang... and keep your distance."

Cubone ran back a few steps and hurled his bone at the Ivysaur. Ivan's spores
carried in the wind past Cubone, leaving him unharmed.

*CRASH* the bone hit Ivysaur's head, sending him reeling backwards. The bone
struck him again returning back. Ivan was hurting.

Random yelled with vigor, "Razor leaf!"
Sirius returned, "Bone Club!"

Cubone ran to Ivan and lunged in the air. He was pelted by sharp leaves all
the while. Cubone passed out and dropped the club onto Ivan's head, knocking
Ivan out as well.

"Return Ivysaur, Go...aww... crap... go Wigglytuff!"


From: Laeophie <laeophie@aol.com>
Subject: Re: [PW!][Clan Caterpie] In Celadon...
Date: Saturday, March 20, 1999 4:54 PM

    "Wiggly!" sang the Wigglytuff as it was released from its Pokéball. Sirius
shuddered.
    "Now we're in the dregs..." he muttered. "Go, Charmeleon!"
    "Chaaaar!" growled Charmeleon. Wigglytuff ran around Charmeleon for no
apparent reason. Charmeleon scratched his head.
    "Charmeleon, blow it away! Flamethrower!"
    Charmeleon nodded in assent and blasted the fire at the disgustingly cute
ballon creature. The creature was fried, but still healthy. It walked up to
Charmeleon, still smiling.
    "Wigglytuff, Double-edge it!" shouted Random.
    Wigglytuff reared back its arm and slashed Charmeleon across the face.
Charmeleon, though not seriously injured, was steaming mad.
    "Charmeleon, slash it now!"
    Charmeleon opened his fist and slashed Wigglytuff in the belly. Wigglytuff,
still smiling, seemed to get smaller, perhaps deflating.
    "ARRGH! Wigglytuff, return! Guess you win. Unless..."


From: Oiph <oiph@aol.complacent>
Subject: Re: [PW!][Clan Caterpie] In Celadon...
Date: Saturday, March 20, 1999 5:08 PM

Random thought for a minute. "Caterpie would get hurt by Charmeleon - He is
off limits. Growlithe is my only choice."

"All I have left is this Growlithe!"
Random threw the ball out. Growlithe came out in all his splendor.

Icy and Llama remarked from the side, "Growlithe is undefeated so far."
"Yeah - he is a great fighter!"
"AYE RANDOM!!! DON"T USE ANY FIRE ATTACKS!! THEY ARE USELESS!!!"

"No help from the audience!" Sirius yelped.
"Thanks guys! Growlithe: Tackle!"

The adaquete puppy galloped to Charmeleon and pounced upon his face.
Charmeleon lost balance and fell to the ground.

"Charmeleon: Ember!" Sirius shouted. Flames erupted from below Growlithe.
Growlithe was barely affected!!!

"Alright Growlithe!!! Bite him!"

As Charmeleon helped himself to his feet, Growlithe dug deep into his leg.

"C'mon Charmeleon!!! Scratch him!!!"

Charmeleon overcame the pain and swung his paw at the puppy. The aphtmosphere
was intense.

"GRRRRRROOOOOOWWWWWWLLLL!" Growlithe roared. Charmeleon flinched.

The two fire PokeMon prepared their last attack. But before they could, Random
returned Growlithe to his ball.

"Sorry. I don't want to injure Growly. We had a great match. But whoever
lost would have been greatly injured." Random sighed.

"You're right." Sirius brought Charmeleon back too. "I am Sirius, Son of
Lance."

"I am Random of Clan Caterpie - Who is Lance?" Sirius smiled.


From: Laeophie <laeophie@aol.com>
Subject: Re: [PW!][Clan Caterpie] In Celadon...
Date: Saturday, March 20, 1999 9:18 PM

    "I'm Sirius, son of Lance."
    "I'm Random of Clan Caterpie - Who's Lance?" Sirius smiled.
    "You've never heard of him? He's the head of the Elite Four."
    "Oh," said Random, sheepishly.
    "And how am I supposed to know what 'Clan Caterpie' is?" asked Sirius.
    "Just a group of trainers who like Caterpie," replied Random. Sirius
acknowledged him and noticed a Pikachu and a tall trainer had stepped outside.
The rest of Clan Caterpie, thought Sirius. He looked around to see that
Seanish, Kathy, Derrick, Tom, and Neo left, and Dern heading his way.
    "I won my Pokémon back!" he said. "You finished with your battle yet? That
took a while..."
    "Yeah. Dern, this is Random. Random, Dern."


From: Oiph <oiph@aol.complacent>
Subject: Re: [PW!][Clan Caterpie] In Celadon...
Date: Saturday, March 20, 1999 10:16 PM

"Allo."
"Hey."
Seanish stepped forward, "Hey Random!"
"Seanish! How's it going?"
"Alright."
Icy and Insanellama struck up conversations. X watched the crowd nervously.
Celadon had been getting more crowded in the last few weeks...

The two groups of trainers mingled.

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