PokéWars The Adventure Continues
The S.S. Anne Mini-Series

From: <insanellama316NOSPAM@geocities.com>
Subject: [PW!][CLan Caterpie] The adventure continues
Date: Sunday, February 21, 1999 5:39 PM

After they left the knife shop, they went back to their room for the
night. When they woke up, they returned to the main floor. The cowboys
were waiting at the behind the stairs, waiting to ambush them. They
jumped out, unfortunately for insanellama, he had been cleaning one of
his pistols as he walked, and it was thus not operational. X had
already reached for his belt and thrown a fist full of knives, pinning
7 to the wall by their shirts. Firestorm had his flame thrower, and
browning up. Toocold had his Desert Eagle 357, and his ice launcher
out and ready. Insanellama was left with one pistol, and lonewolf had
his rifle. Still, the others all had pistols up and aimed at them.
there were about 13 that X hadn't disabled. Firestorm quickly reacted,
firing his flame thrower, catching the front-line on fire, and forcing
the others back. The rest of the group fired into the crowd, and
disabled all but one. He came charging at them with a machete. He got
a throwing knife between the eyes for his trouble. Clan Caterpie left
quickly, and lost themselves among the crowd. X had retrieved his
knives. They stopped at the knife shop and X bought some extras.
Insanellama bought the hunting knife he had had his eye on the day
before. They left the weapons sector, and headed back towards the
wrestling ring to see what was happening. A professional tag team was
acting like bigshots, "Too Much" was their name. Fiestorm and Toocold
decided to kick some ass. "Yo, BIGSHOT you guys want a match?" said
Toocold. "You loosers got a name?" asked Brian Christopher. "I'm
Toocold, I'm FIRESTORM, TOGETHER WE ARE FIRE AND ICE!" they said.
"Oooh, we're afraid," said Brian. Toocold and Firestorm started to
pile their weapons and other gear on the ground. The growing pile
began to frighten Too Much. Finally, they got into the ring. "Tag team
no dq rules" said Toocold. Toocold and Brian christopher were up
first. Toocold opened with a side-walk slam. Insanellama laughed,"This
would be a quick match," he thought. He was right, when Brian got up,
he recieved a kick to the gut, a stunner, and a pin.

From: Oiph <oiph@aol.complacent>
Subject: Re: [PW!][CLan Caterpie] The adventure continues
Date: Sunday, February 21, 1999 6:27 PM

After the macth had concluded, an old lady followed by two men in S.S. Anne
uniforms entered the room.
"There they are!" The lady scowled, pointing to X, Insanellama, Lonewolf,
Toocold, and Firestorm.
The men walked to X, and delivered a stern speech.
"Listen, guys. I know there a lot of characters onboard, but we cannot have
you hooligans running around with loaded guns and knives."
Insanellama spoke up, "Do you know what is happening on this ship? We have
been nearly killed at least four times in the last two days!"
"That is no excuse!" The second man in uniform said.
"I think it's a damn good excuse." Firestorm shouted. Toocold handed
Firestorm his backpack.
"Nonetheless, its against our rules. You will either check rhose weapons at
your rooms, or stay in the hull."
Clan Caterpie and FIRE & ICE looked at each other.
"We have hand to hand skills y'know." Toocold said.
"Yeah.." Lonewolf caressed her shotgun.

From: <insanellama316NOSPAM@geocities.com>
Subject: Re: [PW!][CLan Caterpie] The adventure continues
Date: Sunday, February 21, 1999 7:40 PM

"Sir, there is something called self defense, don't talk to me about
hooligans, talk to those guys over there. Worse yet, they're cruel to
their pokemon. I bought one yesterday, just to get it away from them.
But if you Insist sir, I guess we'll have to leave the weapons in our
room Sir, but if something happens to anyone in my group, I'm holding
YOU responsible." said Insanellama reluctantly, knowing there would
probably be trouble. The cowboy-wannabes began laughing as Clan
Caterpie walked up the stairs. Firestorm started to turn around, but
Insanellama stopped him, "Let 'em have their small victory," said
Insanellama, not wanting any more trouble just yet. "We'll get you a
rifle as we leave," said Insanellama,to lonewolf knowing the voyage
was almost over. They returned to their rooms, and checked their
weapons. They walked back down the stairs. Insanellama was more than a
little miffed at the crewmen who had warned him to leave the weapons
in the room. He left the group, "I've gotta go for a ride on the deck
alone," said Insanellama, "IF that's ok with the crew, I'll ask the
captain first." He walked off in the direction of the captain's
office. He knocked on the door, "Come In," said the Captain.
Insanellama walked in. "Sir, I was wondering if it was ok for me and
Rapidash to take a ride topside." said Insanellama. "No," said the
captain, "I can not have some ANIMAL making that much noise above the
rooms." The "Animal," part had hurt the most. "It's OK FOR YOU TO SAY
I CAN'T RIDE, BUT DON'T INSULT A POKEMON I'VE HAD SINCE BEFORE I COULD
WALK!" said Insanellama as he slammed the door, and stormed back onto
the main floor. The Captain tried to catch up with insanellama, but he
was walking too fast, and the captain gave up. Just as he turned to
take one last look before re-entering his office, Insanellama's head
flashed around with a stare that he felt might burn a hole throw iron.
It however was not for the captain. It was for a group of cowboy
trainers over in a corner. He saw Insanellama trying to grab something
on his back that he couldn't quite reach. Insanellama stormed towards
the hospital. "Nurse," he said. When she got there, he collapsed face
first on the floor, a knife in his back, bleeding badly. In his wallet
she found a picture of a boy named Icy, and one named X. She had them
paged while she took Insanellama into the operating room. When five
people arrived. She showed them a picture of Insanellam wich had been
taken shortly after he arrived. They were extremely concerned. "Oh,
and this rapidash won't quit trying to bust into the OR." said the
Nurse. Icy started talking to Rapidash, and it gradually calmed down.
They wheeled Insanellama into a private room for a while, they all
followed him. He looked very pale, and had an IV with blood going into
his arm. He opened his eyes disoriented. "Wha happend?" he asked in a
confuzed voice. "Well, we don't know anymore than that you came in
here with a knife in your back." said Icy. "One of those bastard
cowboy-wannabes through it," said Insanellama starting to remember
now. Insanellama was starting to show some color now, and the IV was
done. He removed it from his arm, and got up. His right arm felt a
little numb. "I think I'd better go tell the nurse something before we
leave," said Insanellama, putting his Wrangler jeans, and other
clothes back on. When he got to the desk, "Nurse, why does my right
arm feel numb?" asked Insanellama. "We were worried about that, it may
not be up to full capabilties for a while, or ever." said the nurse,
"That knife was very close to the spinal cord." Insanellama's mouth
turned to a thin streight line, "Great!" he said with a great deal of
sarcasm in his voice. When they walked out, he saw the cowboy-wannabes
jaws drop, they thought he had had it. Insanellama and the others went
back up to their room. "I'd better get some rest," said
Insanellama,"You guys go on down and party, I'll clean and oil my
firearms again." With that, he set himself to the meticulous task of
feild stripping his rifle. He loved antique weapons, but it was more
of an adrenaline releasing task this time. His hobby had been forcebly
turned into work by the people down stairs. The captain walked in just
then. "It's ok Sir, I'm just cleaning them, and I'm in the room like
you said," said Insanellama, with a hint of anger. "It isn't about
that, what happend to you when you left my office?" asked the Captain.
"Those 'victims' of yours threw a knife into my back without
provocation," said Insanellama, his face returning to a cold pale
stare. "Sorry, too bad you don't know which one, or I'd reprimand
him." said the Captain. "REPRIMAND, REPRIMAND," Insanellama slammed
his right forearm into a wall, "BECAUSE OF THAT KNIFE, I CAN'T EVEN
FEEL THAT!" said Insanellama in a flash of anger. "Well, because of
you, there's a man who can't feel anything, with a knife in his head,"
said the Captain. "HE WAS CHARGING AT US WITH A MACHETE. SELF
DE-FUCKING-FENCE SIR!" said Insanellama, "THE MAN WHO THREW THE KNIFE
AT ME, DID SO WITHOUT PROVOCATION OF ANY KIND," he took a deap breath,
"FURTHERMORE, WHEN WE ACTED IN SELF DEFENSE, WE HAD BEEN AMBUSHED AT
THE FOOT OF THE STAIRS!" insanellama finished breathing heavily.
"Well, we don't have any witnesses of the ambush or the man charging
you, all we do have witnesses of is of X throwing the Knife." said the
Captain. "NO WITNESSES, IN A FULL ROOM? DO YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO
BELIEVE THAT! OF COURSE, SOME TRAINERS CAN BE BOUGHT!" said
Insanellama, burning with anger. "Well, no one has come forward, and
we've asked around." said the Captain. "WITH ALL DO RESPECT SIR! I
PAYED FOR THIS ROOM, NOW LEAVE ME IN PEACE, I AM STILL RECOVERING FROM
A WOUND, AND DON'T NEED YOU DRIVING UP MY BLOOD PRESSURE! I DON'T CARE
IF YOU DO ANYTHING TO THEM ANYMORE, JUST SO LONG AS YOU GET OFF MY
BACK!" yelled Insanellama, truly showing how he was related to his
name sake. "LOOK, I WILL NOT LEAVE, AND IF YOU CONTINUE TO YELL AT ME,
I'll HAVE YOU THROWN OVERBOARD." yelled the captain. "fine SIR! I'll
shut up SIR! but only because I can't swim with one arm SIR!" said
insanellama. "Good little passenger," said the Captain, talking down
to Insanellama. Insanellama reached up just intime to block Rapidash
from blowing flame in the man's face. "Calm down, calm down," said
Insanellama, his tone turning to friendly the instant he began talking
to rapidash. "You're lucky I stoped it, it was almost as mad as I was
about the insult you said earlier," said Insanellama, cooly, avoiding
yelling. The captain left the room. The others walked back down
stairs, to let Insanellama be alone with himself to think.

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