From: <insanellama316NOSPAM@geocities.com>
Subject: [PW!][Clan Caterpie] The S.S. Anne continues
Date: Saturday, February 20, 1999 10:46 AM
Insanellama woke up alone in the pokecenter, the others must have
returned to their rooms. "Yep," he thought, Icy's porygon wasn't
there. "I hope they don't mind riding on the ship," thought
insanellama as he collected his pokemon, and mounted Rapidash.
"Giddyup," he said as he directed the horse out of the center, accross
the deck, and up the stairs to their room. When he got there, he found
everyone but Lonewolf still asleep. "Howdy there, we'd better wake
these guys up before they miss the whole party," said Insanellama.
"YEEEHAAAWWWW! RISE AND SHINE!" insanellama yelled, jolting the others
awake. For his trouble, icy shocked him. "Let's all go get some
breakfast," insanellama said. They went to brock's diner. They saw
random with the girl from yesterday, and descretely picked a table
half way accross the diner. Icy kept staring at the katchup bottle.
Insanellama popped the top for him, and handed it over. When the
watress got there, they made their orders. "And, Oh can we have a
refill on katchup," said Insanellama almost laughing as Icy sucked the
bottle dry. "Pika chu PI PI!" said icy, disabling the translator for a
second. The waitress returned with their orders, and three bottles of
katchup. While they ate, finished them all. "He's one hungry pikachu,"
the waitress said returning with the check. "Yea, well, there's
nothing average about this pikachu, believe me," said Insanellama not
wanting to relate icy's narrative at the moment. They payed the bill,
and headed for the market district. "Uh oh, theres those jackass
trainers from before," said Toocold, pointing to the far end of the
isle. Same number as yesterday, about twelve. Since they were already
heading down that isle, Insanellama just picked up his pace a little.
Pretty soon he was at a run, then he mounted Rapidash, and sped up
even further. The others had long since given up keeping up with him,
and kept running at their best speed, with icy in the lead on his
bicycle. "WOOOOO GIRL!," said Insanellama bringing rapidash to a halt
inches from the lead man's face. He dismounted. The others arrived a
few seconds into Insanellama's stare down on the lead man.
Insanellama suddenly noticed the wrestling ring in the corner. "What
do you fellers say to a handicap match, Me, X, Toocold, and Firestorm
against all of you. Tag-team rules, no disqualification, and Firestorm
and toocold will put away their weapons. If you are pinned you are
eliminated, and make no bones about it, Icy and My rapidash will
enforce the eliminations." said Insanellama to the 12 men. They all
laughingly agreed, and got in the ring. Insanellama was in first, so
was(for the purposes of the match the other team will have numbers, 1
through 12) 1. 1 dove right for Insanellama's bad knee. Insanellama
expertly jumped over and came down with a thud on 1's back.
Insanellama grabbed his arm, twisted it behind his back, and picked
him up in a hammer lock. He tagged in Toocold who came in with a
clothesline from the top turnbuckle. Insanellama stepped back out of
the ring. When the man was out of his grip, 1 ran for the other
corner, and made a diving tag. 2 came in with a missed missle
dropkick. When he got up he was caught by a roundhouse from toocold.
He continued the martial arts attack by delivering two chops to 2's
throat. Then a kick in the gut, and a STUNNER! the man was out.
Toocold pinned him, and rolled him out of the ring. 3, 4, and 1
decided to take advantage of the no-dq rules, and came into the ring
all together. 3 and 1 each went for a leg. 4 grabbed him in a
chokehold from behind. They accidently forced him into his own corner.
He tagged in firestorm. He ripped the man with 4 off of toocold, and
threw him out of the ring. Toocold and Firestorm went to work on 3 and
1, pummeling them with lefts and rights. Then they bodyslammed them,
and got the pins. 3 down nine to go. 4 jumped back into the wring with
a steele chair, "CLANG!" it only served to wake toocold up, he turned
around in a fit of adrenaline. 4 jumped at him, swinging with the
chair, and connecting on the head. Toocold just stood there, he rammed
his head into steele beams for fun, as did firestorm, so this was
nothing unusual for him. Toocold was hit yet again, and laughed at the
man. Suddenly with lightning speed, he ducked another swing, and
dropkicked 4's knees. Within seconds, he had the man in a figure four,
and tapping out. Toocold threw him out of the ring, 8 left. Toocold
finally exited the ring, leaving firestorm alone. I'll put your fire
out, 5 yelled as he came in with a fire extenguisher. walloping
Firestorm in the bad shoulder. He continued this line of attack by
using an arm-bar take down on the same arm. He succeded in dislocating
the shoulder. Firestorm was in trouble. The man started brutaly
kicking the shoulder. Someone from outside the ring threw a steel
chair to 5, the throw was a little off, and firestorm caught it with
his good arm. and swung repeatedly at 5. When 5 finally got off of
him, he pulled himself up, and tagged in X. Insanellama and Toocold
popped Firestorms shoulder back into place, and watched X. X gave a
good solid chop to 5's throat. From there, a kick to the gut, and then
a knee-lift. Then more kick to the gut. The man was set up, and X just
had to oblige, he gave the man a DDT, and pinned him. 5 down 7 to go.
The other 7 decided to make this quick, they all jumped into the ring
at once. when they did so, Insanellama, Toocold, and Firestorm jumped
in also. 4 on 7 the four a little worse for the wear, and the 7,
fresh. Quadruple dropkick, They each connected with the jaw of one
man. the other three were a little stunned, and didn't have time to
help before the 4 dropkick-ees had been stunned and pinned. The other
three layed down. "NO!, they aint gonna LOOSE THAT EASY!" said
Insanellama picking one up and giving him a DDT. Pinned. 2 remained.
Toocold and Firestorm set up one of them for the famous Road warriors
Double team. It worked, and only one reamined. "HE'S MINE!" said
insanellama. Setting the man up on the top rope. Then he jumped, and
grabbed ahold of the man's head with both legs, TOP ROPE
FRANKENSTINER! He pinned him, and Clan caterpie walked triumphantly
away from the ring. They walked toward the little booths and huts
again. Insanellama stopped at a gun-shop. "Ahh, the old colt .45
Peacemakers, 6 .45 caliber shots per pistol." Insanellama was in love,
and his holsters were empty, so he bought a brace of them, and 4000
rounds of ammo, which except fo 12 rounds, went into Rapidash's
saddlebags. Insanellama lovingly feild-stripped the weapons, cleaned
and oiled them, reassembled, and loaded them. He had been a fair shot
back home. He returned, and bought a smith and wesson rifle. it held
20 cartridges at once. He bought 500 rounds for it, loaded it, and put
it accross rapidash's saddle. Toocold, not sharing Insanellama's love
for antique weapons purchased a desert eagle 357 magnum,fully
automatic, and 4000 rounds for it. Toocold bought a browning .22
calibur, loving it for it's silence, and the silencer that had come
with it. Well, now they were armed to the teeth for trouble, but
didn't go looking for it. They walked down the deck, looking at the
many different shops. Icy went on a splurge, and bought a gallon
container of katchup, which was almost as big as he was. It had a
straw like attackment, and was set in the form of a backpack. Like a
camel back bicycle riders wear during long rides.
