From: <insanellama316NOSPAM@geocities.com>
Subject: [PW!]Insanellama,Lonewolf, Icy, X, Toocold, and Firestorm head for the main floor
Date: Friday, February 19, 1999 5:58 PM
Shortly after random left, Insanellama, Lonewolf, Icy, X, Toocold, and
Firestorm, went down to the main floor. Lonewolf, Icy, and Insanellama
caught up on their experiances as they walked. "There's the market
booths over there" said Insanellama. Insanellama immediately bought a
moon-stone for when his nidoran femal should become a nidorina, and
when it wanted to evolve to a nidoqueen. There were a few Austrailian
trainers in one corner, showing off thier skill with a whip. "I'm
gonna go make a hustle real quick and get some more cash," said
insanellama, taking his whip out of his backpack. Insanellama walked
over to them, as they each tried to one-up one another. They were
trying to hit smaller and smaller targets. "I'll bet you I can take
one hair off of one of yer heads, and leave the others un-touched,"
said Insanellama. A trainer took off his hat and walked about 10 feet
away. "How much are we bettin, say 100 dollars each?" said
Insanellama. The 14 other trainers got out their money. If this
doesn't work, Insanellama would be broke. He walked over to the man,
and said "That's the one I'm takin off," touching one of the man's
hairs with his finger. Then he walked back ten feet, turned and
"SNAP!" and one hair fell to the ground, the one he pointed to
earlier. Insanellama collected his cash, and moved back into the
market district with the others. He walked over to a man who was
selling cowboy hats. "Got any stetsons?" asked Insanellama. The man
pointed to a rack of particularly good looking hats. Insanellama
bought a black one, and put the old arbok skin headband on it. He saw
a group of guys wearing cowboy hats not to far away. "Howdy there," he
said yelling to them. They walked over. "Hi there," said one in a
poorly done southern drawl. "You wanna buy a ponyta," asked another.
"Let me see it," said Insanellama. The ponyta was in poor health, and
looked like it was poisoned. "Yea I'll buy it," said Insanellama, as
he saw the whip scars on it's back. He didn't want a Ponyta to remain
with such an obviosly abusive trainer. When he recieved the pokeball,
he walked away in disgust. "Posers," said Insanellama to his friends,
"Aint a one of 'em in the bunch that's ever ridden the trails, or
knows how to treat a pokemon." He quickly turned around drawing his
whip, "SNAP!" and the trainer's hat went flying. "Wear it when you
earn it, or not at all" said Insanellama. "Hey, you sorry peice of
trail trash, I want a match," said the man. It was apparent to
Insanellama that the man wouldn't be fighting alone. He turned and
whispered to Firestorm, Icy, and Toocold, "Cover me, if the others try
to join in, fire, ice, and shock therapy." He turned and said to the
man, "I'll show you a real horse pokemon, one that has grown through
AFFECTION!, RAPIDASH GO!" The man laughed and said "Wartortle go!"
A sick, tired, and abused looking pokemon came out of the pokeball.
"Water beats fire easily," said the man. "Not if the water-pokemon is
trained by you," said Insanellama. "Hahaha, you're rapidash can't do a
thing to my Wartortle, fire attacks don't do jack." said the man.
"Rapidash's got a few more tricks up her bridle than those," said
Insanellama. "RAPIDASH STOMP NOW!" Rapidash's hooves, which are 10
times harder than diamonds, came crashing down on wartortle. It
fainted. Firestorm was impressed with Rapidash's performance, being an
avid fire-trainer. "Give me half your cash, wait better yet, give me
your pokedex and your pokeballs, you don't deserve to be a trainer,"
said Insanellama. The man handed over his pokedex, and 2 pokeballs.
Wartortle, and Porygon. Insanellama tossed the porygon to Icy, knowing
he wanted one, and kept the Wartortle. They walked away from the
crowd of posers, and headed towards the ship's pokecenter. Insanellama
sat down and began tending to the ponyta, patching small wounds, and
medicating scar tissue. Icy took the wartortle over to the desk to be
revived. When icy returned with the wartortle and Porygon, Insanellama
began doing the same process to them, as ponyta.
