From: Oiph <oiph@aol.complacent>
Subject: [PW!] Clan Caterpie & Friends vs. Team Rocket
Date: Monday, February 15, 1999 3:09 PM
Team Rocket, returns to the PokeMon Enthusiasts' Club, eager to catch Icy, the
Human Pikachu...
"If we get Icy in a Pokeball, he must obey us!!!" Jesse told her henchman.
"You two: go seal up the back door, James and I will trap them in the front.
Get your PokeMon ready!!!"
Team Rocket prepared to attack the building as Clan Caterpie & friends were
still unwitting of their plans to capture Icy.
Smoke filled the room...
"Prepare for trouble"
"Make it double!"
"To protect the world from devastation"
"I'm TOOCOLD"
"And I'm FIRESTORM"
"Together, we are FIRE & ICE!!!"
"And we are Clan Caterpie... and we are gonna whoop your ass insect-style!"
In a frightening barrage of PokeMon, Jesse and James sent out Arbok and
Weezing. Their henchman sent out a Grimer and a Persian...
Random heeded the call to action by sending out Snorlax. Insanellama thrust
out a ball containing Rapidash. Icy sent out.... himself...
"C'mon Fire & Ice, we need your help!" Llama yelled!
"Dev, Christof, BH, X: Don't just stand there!!" Icy breathed into his
translator, before releasing a thunder shock upon the Arbok...
A bloody battle was about to ensue....
From: Oiph <oiph@aol.complacent>
Subject: [PW!] Clan Caterpie vs. Team Rocket
Date: Monday, February 15, 1999 8:33 PM
"Wanna help at all? Dev , Christof, BH, c'mon" Random pleads while ordering
Snorlax into the onslaught...
"Sure! Psyduck Go!!!"
*Psyduck? how utilitarian of you!!!* Random's PokeDex yelled from his pocket.
"This thing kicks ass!!!" Random shouts!
Clan Caterpie is getting thoroughly walloped, despite superior effort from a
psychic Pikachu and a well-trained Rapidash. Weezing is spewing toxic sludge
on the whole squad.
Icy gave orders to himself... "Me: use Thunder!!!"
"KAAAAACHHHHHUU!!!!!!" The shock split a *small* hole in the ceiling, but
fired Weezing into Psyduck, and arose such a clatter (quoth a poem).
*THUNDER: an awesome electric attack, TM number-something...* Random's PokeDex
_was_ a little screwy...
"Psi yie yie...." Psyduck was battle-weary...
"DO... SOMETHING PSYDUCk!!!" Black Hole pleaded...
"Psi yie yie.... DUCK?"
The Psyduck thought for a moment, gripped its headache at the temples, and
mentally launched all of Team Rocket out of the gaping hole in the roof.
*Confusion: Psyduck's only good attack* Random's PokeDex exclaimed.
"I LOVE THIS THING!!!" Random played with his new gift...
The Clan, plus FIRE and ICE, minus Dev and Christof, rejoiced, "WE WON AGAIN!!!
w00t!!!!"
Random turned to Dev and Christof, "Why didn't you two help?" Random wasn't
angry, just curious.
"We don't know."
"Ok."
The Clan practiced the Sacred Caterpie Victory Dance, until interrupted by the
Enthusiasts' Club president, "WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DID YOU DO TO MY
BUILDING????" He yelled, pointing to the hole Icy caused.
"we... jus....er.... sorry..ma'am.... er..... sir..." Insanellama was trying
to be polite.
"GET OUT!!!!"
Random reached into his wallet and dropped $2,000 on the table by the door on
the way out.
"Random, how do you have so much cash?" Dev asked.
"I won the jackpot at ROCKET GAME CORNER." Random flashed his wad of cash.
"Awesome, do you think you could buy us a suite on the S.S. Anne?"
"Why not!!!" Random agreed.
The Clan and friends continued to travel Vermillion City for more exciting
things to do, biding their time until the S.S Anne comes along...
