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| Icy's PokéChat Show | Episode Two |
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{ Funny intro music plays in background }
ANNOUNCER: And now, it’s time for Icy’s PokéChat!
{ Audience applauds }
ICY: Thank you, thank you! Great to be here. We have a great
show lined up for you tonight. So, let’s get started.
{ Dratini slithers out on stage }
DRATINI: Uhhh… Here we go again… Well, hi
everybody. Icy has some special guest appearances planned for tonight but
didn’t tell me about them, so I’m here to do something funny. Oh,
that’s easy.
{ Dratini brings out Oddish and planter }
AUDIENCE: BOOOO!!! We saw that one already!!!
ODDISH: Sheww. This is my lucky day.
DRATINI: (to Oddish) Think again planty! (to Audience)
No, tonight we won’t be burying Oddish, we’re gonna show you some neat Oddish
hairstyles!
ODDISH: NOOOOOO!!!!!
DRATINI: Hehehe…
ICY: Ummm, maybe some other time. That’s all for those two.
And now…
{ Caterpie squad comes out }
CATERPIE: Can we be in tonight’s show?
ICY: It already started. See all the people.
CATERPIE: Oh. Can we be in the show anyway?
ICY: I’ll find a place to fit you in. Now let’s meet our
first guest, Drew!
DREW: Hi Icy.
ICY: Hi Drew. So, tell us what you’ve been up to lately.
DREW: Well, I’ve been adventuring on the Pokémon Island for a while.
ICY: I hear it’s been a neat expedition there. Team Rocket and
everything
DREW: They have silver Butterfree there too.
ICY: Silver Butterfree. Darn, I should’ve gone. I want one.
Maybe they can ship one to me.
DREW: Maybe not…
ICY: Well, it’s been great having you on the show, but I’m afraid
we’ve run out of time for guests now. Bye!
DREW: Uh. Ok, goodbye Icy.
{ Drew walks off stage }
ICY: Shew, grad that’s over. Mental note, no more guests.
{ Ash suddenly comes crashing through the ceiling }
ICY: Darn it. We just got that fixed!
ASH: Oh no, it’s that evil talking Pikachu again.
ICY: Darn right. Get off my stage now or you can orbit the moon again!
ASH: Ok, ok, just don’t do anything rash.
ICY: Like this…
{ Icy fires psy-balls at Ash, hurling him through the exit }
ICY: Cya Ashy-boy.
HORSEA: Icy, where’s Oddish and Dratini?
ICY: I don’t know.
HORSEA: Ok, I’ll look for them.
ICY: You do that.
BUTTERCUP: Hello. Remember me?
AUDIENCE: Aww. How cute!!
BUTTERCUP: Icy, what do I do tonight?
ICY: I’m not sure. Go find me the script and I’ll tell you.
BUTTERCUP: Ok. { flies off }
NIDORAN: It’s my turn to do something.
ICY: What do you want to do.
NIDORAN: I’m going to… I gonna… I…
DRATINI: You’re gonna leave. { kicks Nidoran off stage }
That takes care of that.
ICY: That was mean.
DRATINI: I know.
ODDISH: Please save me, Dratini’s gone mad.
ICY: That’s old news…
CATERPIE: Dratini, we can help cut Oddishes hair.
ICY: I said no eating Oddish.
CATERPIE: But we’re Caterpie, we eat leaves.
DRATINI: They’ll grow back.
ICY: {Takes Oddish from Dratini} No hurting Oddish.
ODDISH: Thanks Icy.
{Loud crash is heard}
ICY: Now what?
AUDIENCE: It’s Team Rocket!
{Jessie and James do their motto}
JESSIE: You’re coming with us Icy.
JAMES: Yes, you and that talking Pikachu.
{Jessie knocks James on the head}
JESSIE: You idiot, that is Icy!
JAMES: Owhowwwhww…
ICY: Get off my stage at once. Don’t make me get angry.
JESSIE: Oh. I’m scared. Look James, the little Pikachu wants
to play rough.
ICY: DIE!!! { sends two large psy-spheres at Jessie and James }
JESSIE&JAMES: Looks like Team Rocket’s blasting off again…
ICY: Bye. Hey, where’s Meowth?
BUTTERCUP: Help me!!!
MEOWTH: Come back you little butterfly.
ICY: {shocks Meowth} Keep your dirty paws off my pokémon.
Ok, that’s it show’s over!
DRATINI: NOOO!!! I want to show the nice people some Oddish hairstyles
still.
ICY: Next time. Good night everybody.
{Meowth is taken away by the Pika-guards}
MEOWTH: No, get off. Help m….
{one of the guards sticks a ball of yarn in Meowth’s mouth}
ICY: Hehehe. Cya!
{Curtain falls, and closing music is played}
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