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| Icy's PokéChat Show | Episode One |
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ICY: By popular demand, I'm here
with a new, to be determined, series.
DRATINI: Great...
(Icy sweatdrops)
ICY: Anyway. Some of you may a few posts of mine have little
conversations
at the ends...
DRATINI: BORING...
ICY: {clears throat} As I was saying... You may have noticed
conversations
between Icy and his pokés after posts. This is going to now be a small
series. Here goes...
DRATINI: Oh great. Time to make a fool of myself in front of a live
audience. Oh well...
== Curtain opens ==
ICY: OK. What do we have planned for today's show.
DRATINI: Nothing.
ICY: Wrong answer.
ODDISH: Can I be in the show?
DRATINI: {chases Oddish} No! Get back in that planter now!
ODDISH: ODDISH!!! {runs from Dratini}
ICY: Would you two quite down. We're live!
CATERPIE: Look at me. I'm so cute!
ICY: Yes. Look at the wonderful Caterpie that I have.
(All 10 of Icy's Caterpie appear on stage)
CATERPIE: Now what do I do?
ICY: I'm not sure.
DRATINI: Bury Oddish in dirt!
ODDISH: Help me!
CATERPIE: If Oddish grows more leaves, can I nibble on them?
ICY: NO!!! No eating other pokemon.
HORSEA: I get to water the Oddish.
(Dratini stuffs Oddish into the planter and Horsea begins watering it)
ODDISH: Somebody help me. I'm drowning... {blub blub blub}
DRATINI: I think you overwatered her.
HORSEA: She needed it.
(All the sudden, Ash appears on stage.)
ASH: Hey Pikachu, how did you get here.
ICY: What??? You must be really dumb to confuse me with your Pikachu.
ASH: Wow, you can talk.
ICY: {mutters} I can talk. Of course I can talk. Don't you read my
stories...
(Somewhere in the audience) MTSOWBUG: I do! I've read every last one.
ICY: You have way too much time on your hands.
(Ash is getting closer to Icy)
ICY: Stay back. I'm warning you.
ASH: You don't scare me. Now come here. I want to capture you.
ICY: Nobody tries to capture Icy!
(Icy charges his psy-electric sphere)
ASH: Wow. Look at the colors...
ICY: So easily amazed. Too bad its time for you to leave...
(Icy fires the sphere at Ash sending him somewhere...)
ICY: Ahh... Now, where were we.
ODDISH: You were going to rescue me...
ICY: I don't see that in the script...
ODDISH: Darn...
ICY: I need to give my pokemon names. Don't you all agree?
AUDIENCE: Sure, why not?
ICY: Ok... Any suggestions... Aw, on second thought, I'll figure that out
in another... {whispers} next que-card quick {regular talk} in another
episode. Yeah... Moving along.
BUTTERFREE: I want a really nice name, like Buttercup!
ICY: Ok... Buttercup it is! Everyone, meet the newest member of my team,
Buttercup!
AUDIENCE: Hi Buttercup!
BUTTERCUP (Butterfree): I feel special now!
ODDISH: I don't...
DRATINI: Sure you do. Does anyone else here get to be a plant?
ODDISH: Does anyone else WANT to be a plant?
DRATINI: Point noted...
ABRA: Am I ever going to evolve?
ICY: I don't know. Do you want to?
ABRA: Maybe... I'm not sure.
ICY: Well, you think about it.
NIDORAN: Why don't I ever get to battle. I can evolve too...
ICY: That's a good question. Ask Oddish.
NIDORAN: Ok. Hey, wait a second.
ICY: Just ask Oddish. She knows more than me on the subject.
(Nidoran joins Dratini, Horsea, and Oddish)
ICY: Well, that about wraps up this episode of PokéChat. Don't miss the
next episode where we do something interesting. I hope. For now, good
night.
(Curtain falls)
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